SpongeBob: Well, he's not here. I'll bet that eager-beaver's already down at Jellyfish Fields.
Squidward: A-ha! They're finally gone! [tries to open freezer but it's locked from the inside!] What the...? Locked?! Oh no! Oh, well, someone will realize I'm gone and come looking for me. I'll be out of here in no time.
After the long slumber that was winter break, Brown students awoke to something magical: a renovated Ratty! The walls are blue, the pizza is actually good, there are two salad lines, and literally everything has been moved around. We can barely believe our eyes.
The changes are certainly impressive, although the necessity of them are debatable. While those of us here today can bask in the glory of these renovations, we realize that our graduated and abroad friends might wish to see the changes, so here is a photo summary:
The drink machines have been slightly relocated, and take on a more linear formation compared to the previous jutting-out-of-the-wall.
A brand new pizza station, complete with 3 fancy new pizza ovens. Sometimes they serve garlic knots! This is located near the back cave, where the drink station used to be.
The salad bar has been shifted to the left, where the Trash Zone™ used to be. Also there are two identical salad bars for improved speed.
A fancy dessert station, where the condiments used to be! The ice cream has finally achieved the accessibility it deserves.
"Bougie Water Corner" - Hayley
Not pictured: The Trash Zone™ has moved to the South West corner of the ratty.
To be clear, the Trash Zone™ has replaced the Thete Table™.
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