A summary of my morning thus far:
I filled out one answer in the saturday crossword
I napped for about an hour
I struggled to eat a pomegranate
I struggled to spell pomegranate
I seized control of the @RattyChallenge twitter
I pretended to appreciate the buzzfeed articles daniel keeps showing me (literally why do I care)
I had a staring contest with Dusky

So far, I am far ahead of my usual saturday morning productivity, proving that the ratty is in fact good for at least one thing. We all know that thing isn't usually food, which is why I came prepared with 2 packs of Ramen. But also shoutout to Kyle for swiping me in, if nothing else I am enjoying the ambience.

It's like sitting in a corner cafe with friends. They should have staged Friends in the Ratty if you really want to know what I think. It would add a classy industrial vibe. Part of its charm is in the sticky tables and bitter coffee.

As long as I'm sharing opinions about things, here's one: the frierarchy is a sham. Fries have more in common than that which makes them different. I would extend that to most potato-based foods. This is arbitrary and founded on false assumptions about culinary decision-making.

ok I think I will go take another nap.